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We Run Things a Little Different Here in Zachry
2003-10-03 - 12:14 a.m.

Tomorrow I get to go meet Bruce Campbell, which is the guy who starred in all the Evil Dead movies. He is making a personal appearance at the Nuart Theatre to promote the release of this new movie he's in called Bubba Ho-Tep, in which he plays Elvis. Geriatric Elvis. Who fights zombies. I used to have the hugest crush on Bruce Campbell, because Evil Dead was my favorite movie for awhile when I was fourteen, and then I also really got into Army of Darkness, because that's the one where he's all muscular and shirtless and goes around through the whole movie being sweaty and spouting off bad one-liners and killing Deadites with his chainsaw-hand.

I think it's funny that Trey Parker recorded a song called "Twin Brothers in Love," not least of all because of the numerous subplots in Poppy Z. Brite books that have involved twin brothers being in love with each other in a more serious context. Like there were the vampire twins in Lost Souls. And also the twin brothers in The Lazarus Heart, one of whom got a sex change to become a girl, and the other of whom was killed in a prison fight after being falsely accused of murdering his boyfriend. I guess the Lazarus Heart twins weren't really in love though, they just had sex. I mean, they loved each other, but in a platonic way. Because the non-transgender one was actually in love with his boyfriend, I remember. Which was why he got so fucked-up and self-destructive after the boyfriend was murdered. I should read The Lazarus Heart again.

I think my favorite Richard Matheson story so far is The Children of Noah. That ending came out of nowhere.



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