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whatiwas
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whyihateyou

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Someday I’m going to start going around to all those cars that have the bumper stickers which say “JESUS IS GOD – READ THE BIBLE” and cover them with stickers that say “DIVINE IS GOD – WATCH PINK FLAMINGOS”.

Or maybe not, but the point is, that would be funny.

I was always so sad that I couldn’t wear my Divine shirt in public because it didn’t really fit me right and made me look weird, but then I took some scissors and cut up the neck a little bit, and now it looks fine. I’m so glad that I’ve moved past the point in my life where I’m seized by some unnamable fear at the thought of altering my clothing in any way. I was really missing some great opportunities to have halfway-awesome clothing articles in exchange for hanging onto stupid ones in perfect condition that I didn’t like. And that last sentence was pretty awkward, but that’s never stopped me before.

Now I have to go watch some porn so I can return it to the video store on time.

Yeah, shut up, pervs. It’s Russ Meyer, for God’s sake, not like, real porn or anything. I watch it as much for the weirdness as for the fucking.

I’m not even really in a phase right now where I’m sexually attracted to other females very much, although phases like those certainly did make it more fun to go to school, since one of the unalterable laws of existence is that the majority of high school girls are hot, and the majority of high school boys are skinny and pimply and totally not hot at all. I mean, there are exceptions to both of these rules of course, but really, when you go to high school on an average day and just kind of sit there and look around you, you are going to easily notice probably at least ten or twenty girls in your immediate vicinity who are hot, and maybe two or three boys who fit a reasonable definition of same. If even that many. The number of hot girls in an average high school is simply wildly disproportionate to the number of hot boys in the same environment.

Not like that has anything to do with anything, at all.

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