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2003-02-06 - 1:11 p.m.
Man, that guy is looking at something that looks like Girls Gone Wild type pseudo-porn or something, and yet the child protection software won't let me get into Hotmail? I think the school needs to sue the people they bought that shit from.
So I guess we're actually supposed to be writing about whether or not we think it's a good idea to go to war with Iraq. Unfortunately there is a minimum word requirement, or I would just write "I don't think that America should go to war with Iraq, because I don't want to get nuked."
Have you noticed how a couple years ago, people used to say Sadam Hussein's name "Suh-DOM" and now they always say "Sodom," like the city in the Bible that inspired the word "sodomy"? I think it's a global conspiracy, launched by the Republicans, to make people associate buttfucking with evil and death and nuclear weapons. And don't even tell me I'm wrong, because you know I'm right.
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