2003-02-28 - Get Ready for Some Teen Angst, Motherfuckers
2003-02-28 - Attack of the New Template
2003-02-27 - No Love, No Respect, and No Cookies
2003-02-26 - Free Porn and a Busted Nutsack
2003-02-25 - After the Third Time, Any Woman Becomes a Stinking Piece of Meat
2003-02-24 - Lucy is a Wrinkled Apple Witch
2003-02-23 (My Birthday) - Insert Weepy Janis Ian Lyrics Here
2003-02-22 - News Flash: Smoking Marijuana Will Make You Pregnant!
2003-02-22 - Trevor Brown
2003-02-21 - Sucky Entry About Boys and School
2003-02-20 - Lesbian Erotica and Brief Conversations
2003-02-19 - Dumb Dumb Dumb
2003-02-19 - Anatomical Dolls, Naked Parties, Tranquil Erections, and The Marquis de Sade
2003-02-18 - Like 'Hot Dog on a Stick,' Only Cooler
2003-02-17 - Fucking Stupid Shit
2003-02-16 - STOP!!!!!
2003-02-15 - Stuff I Hate
2003-02-15 - Worshipping the Porcelain Goddess
Valentine's Day - Yuck
2003-02-13 - Mock Wedding
2003-02-12 - Who is a Dumbass? Me. I Am a Dumbass.
2003-02-11 - The Cleveland Plain Dealer and Xzibit
2003-02-11 - Greasy, Deep-Fried, Reheated Goodness
2003-02-10 - Lacking in Class
2003-02-10 - I Am Tired, I Am Weary
2003-02-09 - Why Do I Even Bother Trying To Be Nice?
2003-02-08 - I Think a Band Somewhere Needs to Release an Album Called "Famous Last Words"
2003-02-07 - People Don't Like Me
2003-02-06 - I Scare People
2003-02-06 - Gee I Wonder
2003-02-06 - Who Cares About the Stupid Civil War Anyway
2003-02-05 - At Least My Fans Still Love Me
2003-02-04 - Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck
2003-02-03 - Valentine's Day
2003-02-02 - Hmm
2003-02-01 - Just Leave Me Alone and Let Me Cry