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2003-02-08 - 1:06 p.m.
Well, I was going to write a long, complicated, mopey entry about why it is that I have such problems with people today, but I'm busy trying to put together all those damn cookie packages (You still have time to order them, folks! Put in your requests now!) and so I don't have time for that. Maybe tomorrow.
Today, instead of that, you get this, which I did a long time ago, and happened upon last night when I was clearing out my Hotmail Inbox (all of these, by the way, are stolen from other sources):
Things That I Might Use as My Last Words If I Was Ever Executed For Something:
1. "Hey, guys, watch this!"
2. "I'm ready for my close-up, Mr. DeMille."
3. "Today I may be dirty, but tomorrow I'll just be dirt."
4. "I LOVE EVERY FUCKING ONE OF YOU! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
5. "I did it for Johnny."
6. Break into a spirited rendition of "The Song That Never Ends" and keep singing right up until they threw the switch.
Back in Black (Except Not Really) - 2004-05-19
- - 2003-11-10
See You Fuckers in Hell - 2003-10-31
Must Think of an Entry Title That Doesn't Come From a South Park Episode - 2003-10-28
You're All Fucking Retarded - 2003-10-27