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A Hoot and a Holler
2003-10-07 - 6:36 a.m.

I love that thing in that one little fireside chat doohickey, where the little interviewer guy asks Matt Stone and Trey Parker if they're gay, and Trey looks at the camera and goes, "Well...I am a little," and flashes this big grin. Shit like that always causes my brain to go totally haywire, and start frantically conjuring scenarios involving him getting drunk and having orgies with his roommmates in college, and then pretending not to remember it later.

I am so strange for thinking that Trey Parker is hot. I guess it's good that I find weird people sexy, though, because that means that I have a better chance of hooking up with people that I actually like. If I ever stop being afraid of everyone, that is. My dream has always been to become really, really beautiful so that I can flirt shamelessly with all the geeky boys who deserve to have hot girlfriends, but don't, because most girls are retarded. Also because I'm insecure, and I'm convinced that I'm not cute and funny and interesting enough to really earn anyone's loyalty and affection any other way.

I get officially checked out of school at L.A. High today, and then the day after tomorrow is October 9, which is the day that actually has the significance that was previously attributed to October 10. I miscalculated. It's actually October 9. Maybe I should do something to sabotage it so that we don't go in to check me out of school until Thursday, and then it would be all ironical and shit. I probably won't do that, though. Although I will be tempted, since I figure my life is probably stupid and uneventful enough to be adapted into a quirky Independent film at some point, and it would be so nice to have little coinciding dates like that and shit.



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