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A word to the wise: do not try to eat pizza while watching movies about graphically portrayed necrophilia. It could put you off pizza for awhile.

Has anyone else seen The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring? Of course you have, it was like the most popular movie in the world. It is my professional opinion that Sam and Frodo are queer for each other. And I don't even care what anybody else has to say about it. I don't know whether the attraction is there in the books or not, because I haven't read them, but in the movie? Definitely. Or, you know, maybe it's not mutual. But Sam obviously has a raging hard-on for Frodo.

Sometimes I really wish that this diary were high-profile enough to provoke enraged criticism of some of my more questionable theories. I'm sure I'll get, like, no feedback whatsoever on this entry, despite the fact that the opinions expressed herein would undoubtedly be quite offensive to several die-hard LOTR fans.

Sigh. That's life, I guess. No long, badly-typed, expletive-ridden flames for me.

Love and Lunacy

P.S. I don't mean to imply that I don't like Sam and Frodo. On the contrary, I like them very much. I think the whole thing is rather cute, actually.

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